Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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