i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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