I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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