She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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