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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:40am

    That's not that bad; my dad and I passed by a goat farm and immediately after he said, "Hey, look at the goats!", I replied with, "Are those dogs?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:17am

    The weird thing about this one is tonight i swear a i saw a goat crossing the street.... turns out it was only a dog. the disappointment one feels from this revelation is devastating.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:55pm

    lol.... I love this because it's such a thing I would say :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:35pm

    this is pretty much my favorite text ever. my life in a nutshell.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:35am

    I saw what I thought was two dogs tied to a fence. It was two goats. Thought I was dreaaaming

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:49pm

    haha reminds me of a quote from my best friend from a decade ago... "I saw a dogmoose. I could've sworn it was a dogmoose. But then she said, 'It's a cow, bitch!'"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:57am

    hahahahhaa, i love it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:26pm

    Hysterical. Learn how to spell, 9:14.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:51am

    I imagine you'd only be excited about it being a goat IF you were auditioning to join a certain "secret" society.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:55am

    This is one of my faves.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:12pm

    Wait..HOW did this text make it?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:43pm

    good one, something i'd say as well

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:43pm

    aw im sorry it wasn't a goat :( this made my day tho :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:52pm

    Some people just can't appreciate subtle humor.

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    Submitted by Derpson on Jan 10, 12 at 6:01pm

    Best. Shirt. Ever.