He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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