Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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