look no pants
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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