If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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