I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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