And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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