please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
All I want is dick and wine.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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