brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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