do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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