Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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