Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
This toilet bowl is my home.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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