he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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