wake up i wanna do it froggy style
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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