Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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