Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
accomplished twins. life is a go
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Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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