screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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