Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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