Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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