I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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