If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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