It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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