we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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