there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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