if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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