my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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