Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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