her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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