thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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