Pappa wants mamma naked
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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