I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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