did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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