I just saw a hot homeless man
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Do you have feelings for this penis?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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