Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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