For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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