Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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