is your mom at the bar?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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