I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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