Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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