i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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