Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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