when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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