Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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