i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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