if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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