: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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