so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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