the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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