I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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