You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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